Population | 3.597 billion |
Capital | The Teahouse |
Leader | Manager and Owner Super McTea |
Faith | Beverageanism |
Currency | Teacake |
Animal | Ginger Tabby Cat |
The Empire of The Teahouse and Associates is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Manager and Owner Super McTea with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 3.597 billion Teahouse Regulars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Teahouse. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Associate economy, worth 277 trillion Teacakes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,155 Teacakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teahouse and Associates's national animal is the Ginger Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beverageanism.
The Teahouse and Associates is ranked 207,515th in the world and 4,800th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Republic of IC-Water.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : The Teahouse and Associates was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of The Teahouse and Associates".
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : Following new legislation in The Teahouse and Associates, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 159 » Radicaster, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Filibustra, Darkanistan, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, North Bratislava, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Unshleepd, Shibutani, Dreadton, New-Ferytland, Siwale, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Racoda, Varisland, Wolffoxia, Xagill, Regallio, Russila, Inspiratus, Ethnon, Simone Republic, New Trisone, Kranostav, Aguaria Major, Loutsland, Technocratic-european Countries, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Harjad, Chipoli, Transitional Global Authority, Vlenkenov, Oannia, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, Wineclaw, PotatoFarmers, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, and 109 others.New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, KAP03land, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, Esperonia, Gorundu, Paladani, Mesvice, Soviet Terran, Gragadoia, Khoik, Sechiole, Rinadia, Seenvorland, Nationeer, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Laurendon, New Atlantico, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tanushland, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Qep, Bardopia, Bedsonya, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Perikuresu, Eurocom, Rex Republic, Arucaria, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, TamilPesum, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Singamadri, Bhadeshistan, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, and IC-Water.